Day Four: March the Fourth

Well, yesterday I received a complaint about a lack of text on the last post. Since, apparently, I'm expected to write something everyday, I will say two things today. First (and this is also in response to a criticism), I was not "greasy" in yesterdays photos. I had just gotten out of the shower. My hair was wet. Second, I've noticed that there are several very distinct, unconnected zones to my beard. I have a neckbeard, some growth on the chin, a small amount of mustache, and sideburns, but there is no hair between any of those locations. It's kind of disconcerting to realize that, although both my neck and my chin have hair, there's a barren patch between. Any whoozle, here are the photos: